OOPS, SORRY! I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU

1. Humor 

Proverbs 17:22 Amplified Bible (AMP)
22 A happy heart is good medicine and a joyful mind causes healing, But a broken spirit dries up the bones.

a) Most people are able to experience humor—be amused, smile or laugh at something funny—and thus are considered to have a sense of humor.

b) Having a sense of humor is infectious. The sound of roaring laughter is far more contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze. When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness and intimacy. Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.

c) Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert.

d) With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health.

e) Here we have short humorous stories that may make you laugh to make the day. These stories are collected from unknown authors. 

f) We seek to amuse, even surprise, but never to offend.

2. Oops, Sorry! I didn't recognize you

A woman had a serious disease and she was taken to the hospital. That night she prayed and asked God if she was going to die. And God said, "don't worry about it. You have 43 years, 5 months, and 7 days to live." 

Greatly encouraged, she recovered quickly. And she figure that since she had so long to live, she would really live it up. So before she left the hospital, she had a face lift, a breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck. And just for good measure, she cut her hair and changed its color. 

The day she left the hospital, she was hit by an ambulance and killed. Standing before God, she asked, "Why did this happen when You told me I had over 43 years to live?" 

And God said, "Oops, sorry! I didn't recognize you."

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